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The Dirty Potter

Inspired by the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Potter consists of the sticking your index finger inside your partner's rectum and then, upon retraction, smearing a humble lightning bolt on their forehead.
"I took my girlfriend to see that new Harry Potter film, where she became aroused to the idea of me performing the Dirty Potter on her later...which I did!"
by i'veabandonedmymilshake! July 16, 2009
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dirty chesidue

greasy amber/orange colored residue on fingers or anus caused by sexual acts of finger insertion or rimming after enjoying synthetic cheese snack foods such as cheetos.
he knew it was a good dirty chesidue night when he woke up from a dead sleep laying next to the remote control with a trace of chesidue surrounding his asshole.
by bigpete801 April 11, 2010
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dirty bajingo

a female who is particularly nasty, especially when it comes to her personal or sexual hygiene. Also a female who is known to be a slut, or who has been known to have toilet paper in her vagina.
"have you met Brian's new girl?"
"yeah, she's a total dirty bajingo"
by TimeRacer March 12, 2010
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Dirty Token

A fictitious medallion-like token that permits the user to nail a real hoochie of a chick. The sluttier the chick, the more dirty tokens required for use.

Note: token supply is limited. Use your dirty tokens wisely.
She's a real hussy" "Yeah, you need two dirty tokens to ride this ride"
by HoochiesvsHussies January 13, 2011
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dirty bagpipe

guy 1:"Hey i heard that girl was a freak"
guy 2:"ya i gave her the ole dirty bagpipe!"
by gibblesandbits October 17, 2010
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dirty airpump

Put a straw in the end of a bike pump, insert it into your rectum and pump it until you feel like you need to fart, then inject 100ml of cow seamen into your but hole, and fart it into your soulmates face.
You: Honey i need to fart come quick.

Soul mate:( as she turns ) BANG ! ( wipes face ) What was that ?

You: ohh just your everyday dirty airpump :)

Soul mate: hmm it has a different taste today, what was the special ingredient ?

You: Nothing to strange just some cow seamen.
by jakoel May 13, 2011
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Dirty riddick

When a female sticks her high heel up your ass then takes it out and stick it in your pussy then sticks it in her pussy
Girl 1: Oh my god my ass hurts

Girl 2: Why?

Girl 1: My girlfriend did the Dirty riddick to me
by Ms. perez November 12, 2010
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