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brandon and ryan

you are such a brandon and ryan man
by mememememem1234567 April 28, 2021
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Brandon

A short soccer player. He wants to know all the tea and won't stop annoying you till he knows. The opposite of sexy. Thinks he is good at everything.(but his siblings are cute)
"Brandon is soooooo short and annoying"
by kitkat601 March 4, 2020
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Brandon Hoffman

A tiny male species that has a lack of ligaments on his hand and feet. Usually this species has a love of rapping/singing in xbox parties just to torment his friends, making them want to commit mass genocide.
Stop singing, you’re acting like a real Brandon Hoffman right now
by Bubba Gollan September 16, 2021
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Brandon McTurner

Hey that’s Brandon McTurner! With the blonde hair and blue eyes & big cock! He’s such an amazing guy
by Bhustle August 20, 2024
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brandon bray

A jerk who will date someone and pretend to like them. Super smart. Doesn't have a heart. Cruches girls hearts. Girls/boys should never date a Brandon Bray. Blocks his ex girlfriends. Will always your friends away from you.
Tessa: girl he took your friends!
Kendra : he's such a Brandon Bray
by Damon Salvatore Fans June 8, 2017
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Brandon

if the Brandon you are thinking of is blasian then be has a huge dick is very good looking and very funny and can seem nonchalant on the outside but trust is a sweetheart on the inside, back on the cock part, Brandons cock is humongous and he knows how to use it and had the best sex.
girl: brandon is very good at sex, he gave me back shots friday and it’s sunday and i’m still walking with a limp
by The girl Brandon fucked June 26, 2023
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Brandon Hale

by Cooper Brick November 13, 2020
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