Ben simmons

(v.) Passing a wide open layup
(n.) In a state that you are afraid too shoot the ball

He just ben Simmons'd the layup

by Leking james November 23, 2021

Bens-Wisdom

No matter what happens in life, drink VB’s.

Bought a new car? Drink VB’s!

Had a fight with the misses? Drink VB’s!

Lost ya wallet? Drink VB’s!

Got mugged? Drink VB’s!

Did the mugging? Drink VB’s!

Had a good root? Drink VB’s!

Got arrested for drink driving? Drink VB’s!

Got married? Drink a lot of VB’s

And always remember Bens-Wisdom knows best.

All problems in life can be solved by drinking VB’s.

All my problems went away after using Bens-Wisdom.

Everyday I be shuffling with Bens-Wisdom.

by Wycklesma May 27, 2021

Ben Blackburn

Bit of a wanker, hates the lads, loves his ching.

That was so Ben Blackburn.

by DonkeyKongTerrorLord9000 November 3, 2018

The Ben and Jerry

When two friends are with a woman, and man one places ejaculate into said woman’s vagina. Man two scoops out the ejaculate deposited by man one, and then proceeds to “lick the bowl”

Mark and Linda were having sexual relations and Mark deposits ejaculate into Linda’s vagina. Marks friend Scott, then proceeds with his two fingers in a hook like fashion and decides to perform The Ben and Jerry on the newly deposited ejaculate.

by timmyl1963 July 23, 2022

Ben Williamson

Loves weed more than the human race. Can transform into a pile clothes if needed. When you see a Ben Williamson you know it 10 there's no questioning because your dick gets hard or your pussy gets wet but if you have both you won't recognize him not. Just know that if your dick gets hard it's okay but you're barking up the wrong tree. He has a hard time walking down the street because his balls weigh 15 lb a piece and he always has a back brace again he has 30 pounds worth of balls in his pants. Has to get his underwear custom-made to support these gigantic balls. Each ball has a gangster face tattooed on them one of them is smoking a blunt and the other one telepathically talking shit to you. His only downfall is that he also has three dicks two of them talk one on then uses sign language with his pubic hair.

Have you seen the new magic show by that guy Ben Williamson apparently his dick and balls get into a fist fight after it was all over with he just floated away and then did a car trick in midair.

by King Flippy Nippz June 25, 2022

Ten Bens

Ten $100 dollar bills, ten Benjamin Franklins. A term used to let peers know that you have successfully acquired currency and are no longer a peasant.

Kid with off-white shoes: Yeah dude, these bad boys cost me Ten Bens bruh

Disgusting poor middle class kid that eats peanut butter: bruh fr

by Francescothegreatandpowerful December 18, 2019

Jewish Ben

When ur a Jew with a tinder account but deny both.

Dylan: Yo Buddy get off Tinder!

Jewish Ben: I’m not on tinder! I have a gf.
Dylan: sure bro but ur also a denying been a Jew. It’s okay we love you.

by Heyitsurboicocksucker69 June 6, 2021