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Anal Congestion

A scenario involving a particular female who is multi fucked by several males in the anus, to the point in which all parties (generally 4-38 participants) do not have enough anal friction in order to obtain an orgasm.
John: "Hey Mike, how'd you like that gorgeous brunette the other night?"

Mike: "Honestly wasn't that good, there was too much anal congestion nobody could do anything"

John: "Ah, of course. That does happen sometimes."
by Raphael Dequenta February 6, 2012
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Anal Curd

Definition 1: Anal curd is the natural lubricant your body forms upon excretion of faeces. It is usually yellow in colour and slightly transparent. Often you will find the remnants of anal curd on your tissue after you wipe your bottom. (Usually occurs after a spicy or difficult excretion).

Definition 2: Anal curd is when you have either sharted (you went to fart and you s**t a little) or you haven't wiped your bottom properly and the remnants of the previous defecation is still between your bum cheeks. Whilst walking about and doing your daily chores, your cheeks naturally rub together, thereby turning the excrement into a fecal paste.
Example 1:
" I had a spicy s**t today and there was a bit of anal curd on the end of it."

Example 2:
"I'm not giving my mom these boxers to wash- there's a bit of anal curd in them"
by Papsalot January 11, 2010
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Anal Sex

Fucking the ass of a woman, man or some living object till you nut inside and make them not able to walk for a couple of weeks.
Coop: "I fucked my girl's ass so hard last night she she can't even walk today, man that anal sex was rough".
by KMONEY9674 August 27, 2023
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anal raisin

anal raisins

the small pieces of shit stuck in your pisshole after buttfucking a constipated man or woman

small chunks of turd around and in the cock
after i reamed his asshole all night i had so many anal raisins floating in the toilet it looked like chunky soup

man i had a hard time pissing out the anal raisins stuck in my pisshole

my cock was filled with so many anal raisins i couldn't even blow my load in his mouth and i was cum-clogged

she had so many anal raisins and kling-on's around her anus it smelled like a shit factory

the bitch was chewing on the anal raisins i shot in her mouth they were stuck in her teeth
by puparoo July 29, 2011
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Anal Tuba

When a person takes a hit off a cigarette, then holds the smoke in, spreads his or her partners ass cheeks and blows as hard as they can in their anal cavity in hope of the partner blowing the smoke out of their mouth.
Man, I can go for a good ol' anal tuba tonight.
by Only_Marlow November 20, 2014
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Anally Allergic

when a certain food or drink touches your lips you instantly feel the need to shit your brains out violently, leaving you little time to make it to the bathroom, usually just ending up as a really shitty shart!
Oh no thanks, I probably shouldn't have that I am anally allergic, and I don't see a bathroom nearby...i.e no further than a foot.
by LC, Boston December 16, 2009
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anal rind

an extremely annoying, sad arsed prick who talks shite. North east england in origin
"Alan, man, shut the fuck up yer anal rind. all ye dee is talk aboot fuckin playstation. get a life"
by Normac September 24, 2006
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