Thick Johnson

A big dick.

Goddamn tyler you got a fucking thick johnson.

by iwannafuckingdie98 August 3, 2018

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Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnson

When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang

Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson

by Dick longington June 20, 2018

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Noah Allan Johnson

Generosity

Integrity

Loyalty

Devotion

Loving

Kindness

Sincerity

Self-control

Peacefulness

Faithfulness

Patience

Determination

Persistence

Adventurous

Fairness

Cooperation

Tolerance

Optimism

Spirituality

Noah Allan Johnson Is COOL!

by 1122332453647588474 October 26, 2020

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Ellie Johnson

The other girlfriend of the notorious, Caleb Webb, who might I add is quite the silver stallion.

Will: "godamnnn did you hear that Caleb's dating both Ellie Johnson and Lily!!!!"
Samson: "No way! How did he get both!?!?!?!?"

by flattenedpenny679 October 23, 2022

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Johnson's Corollary

Johnson's Corollary to Godwin's Law states that as a discussion on the Internet grows longer, the likelihood of a person using a meme in place of a rational argument increases. That means that as more people talk on the Internet for a longer time, it becomes more and more likely that someone will use a meme instead of a rational argument to make their point. Johnson's Corollary further states that the use of a meme signals that the one introducing the meme has lost the argument.

Using a meme to "disprove" global warming is pure Johnson's Corollary.
That guy was making some good points until he brought in the meme making fun of Trump. Johnson's Corollary all the way.
She was winning the argument until she went all Johnson's Corollary with the memes.

by English As A First Language October 9, 2019

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