Salty Oyster

When your mate racks a PhAt line on the mirror with your mums oyster, and there's a little residue on the card

Oi come on Gav, lick that SALTY OYSTER

Gav it's a bit fucked, I'm so fucked, lick the salt off this salty oyster my guy 'hashtag 100'

by neckbevvies247 May 15, 2021

salty mike

A cunt wagon used in ww1 for masturbating

My uncle had a salty mike in his mouth.

by The Aid Giver November 21, 2016

Salty Spitoon

When you finish on a girls stomach or titties and you slurp up your cum off of her and spit it in their mouth.

Jen wanted to try something different so she got that 7/11 salty slurpee on her chest I had to slurp my chin up and spit it in her mouth, call it a salty spitoon.

by shithead steve August 19, 2022

salty

Containing salt.

This soup is too salty.

by Banana Mobile Device February 9, 2021

Salty

Once used to describe one's bitter and negative attitude in generally a game environment, now an overused insult targeted at anyone who is disliked by generally agitated individuals who use it to feel Superior .

Guy1: Ah damn! We could have won that if we tried :P
Guy2: Nah, you're just a salty noob. Stay mad kid.

by Xefolyn February 13, 2017

salty guava

When you give someone a cream pie and let it dry inside

Bro 1: Yo I gave Amanda a salty guava last night
Bro 2: Bro

by Sex Cum January 8, 2023

salty sister sarwin

to be in a salty, uptight and pinched mood.

james: omg move your fucking bag over there jesus!
emma: wow, someone's a salty sister sarwin today

by the saltiest of all shistars June 24, 2019