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little face biting air sharks

The correct name for the tiny Australian fly known colloquially as "midges". Other colloquialisms include "little bastards", "cunts", and "fuck off you litte demons!"
The little face biting air sharks were so annoying I took to burning the house down with a flame thrower to get rid of them; it didn't work.
by pitdroidtech June 11, 2016
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sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

1. From the old Austin Powers movie, the awesome quote by Dr. Evil.

2. An exclamation of pain and anger, almost at the point of giving up, but still trying to make it work
As Dr. Evil eloquently says in the old movie Austin Powers: International Man of Myster:
"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? "

" got 2 exams coming up, and yet this douche-bag from my history class keeps calling me up to go hang out with him. And add to that the fact that my car's tire is flat, and on top of that I got blue-balls like nobody's business. Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
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Flying Sharks (We're all fucked now)

A popular motvational poster used in forums. Usually used to outline a sense of doom in he converstion, or to change the subject.
The common response or come back is the flying tanks motivational poster.
"Mad Moe has just come online, he will be in the convo soon"

*Flying Sharks (We're all fucked now)*
by melobymoo April 13, 2009
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you never poke a shark with a stick

A Metaphor for pissing off someone more powerful then you
Guy 1 / Why did Boss Bertram fire nick?
Guy 2 / he pissed off the boss

Guy 1 / well that is why "you never poke a shark with a stick"
by Big Bertram June 13, 2018
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Wait, I thought shark meant a water animal

yuck.

Its doesn't mean s*x...
Wait, I thought shark meant a water animal

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Tord-
by тord March 29, 2019
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Sharked 'em

"Sharked them" is a term used when you use the shark emote on facebook chat.
(^^^)
Sharked 'em!
by SGAWTTRMAIMOR March 17, 2010
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Shark Attack

When in preparation for intercourse have your mate, buddy whatev paint a target on their hind-end (archer style) while both hands are on a hard surface (walls are perferred). Now while you prepare yourself with your custom fitted mexican wrestler Shark mask stand 5 yards away (cause you'll want a running start) and with a highly erect penis charge. Try it a few times practice makes perfect.
So we were playing Shark Attack last night and I keep pissing sideways.
by coffeyman February 20, 2011
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