Suicide

When the world is too much for you.

I'm tired. Dog tired of all this. Might as well go to sleep. Forerver.
Later that day John was found commited suicide via cutting. Sitting in a puddle of blood

by MrIlikepain November 15, 2023

Suicide by Sniper

When a government or other powerful group kills a person who leaked incriminating evidence about them and pins it as a suicide/accident.

"Did you hear about how Epstein was supposed to leak the classified documents but killed himself before he could?"
"Nah, he didn't kill himself, he committed suicide by sniper."

by decrepitism December 20, 2023

Hail Satan Suicide

When one person is sitting behind the wheel of a vehicle and a different man is in a mock 69, operating the pedals of the vehicle with his hands whilst balls deep in the driver's mouth.

Instead of a typical suicide pact, me and my bro decided to Hail Satan Suicide into whatever God has predestined.

by Mr. Splashy Pants December 22, 2023

suicide

when someone is fighting a battle they knew they were never going to win

I can do this, oh wait i can't, i feel like i wanna commit suicide

by by joseph D, last day of 2023 December 30, 2023

Suicide

The end to all pain in life.

Suicide will end all problem in the living world.

by Yohoho999 December 30, 2023

New Jersey suicide

Getting oneself whacked by the mob.

Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.

Luigi was warned that if he fooled around on Mario's turf he would be committing New Jersey suicide.

by Shmoesta December 31, 2023

Suicide by Arkansas

Doing devil worship in Arkansas to get Salem witch style executed

I'm gonna commit suicide by Arkansas for fun

by ice-man2 January 5, 2024