Suicide

The end to all pain in life.

Suicide will end all problem in the living world.

by Yohoho999 December 30, 2023

New Jersey suicide

Getting oneself whacked by the mob.

Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.

Luigi was warned that if he fooled around on Mario's turf he would be committing New Jersey suicide.

by Shmoesta December 31, 2023

Suicide by Arkansas

Doing devil worship in Arkansas to get Salem witch style executed

I'm gonna commit suicide by Arkansas for fun

by ice-man2 January 5, 2024

suicidalness

a condition that shows you are suicidal; tends to go away after eating chickfila.

gosh, my suicidalness just dropped after that delicious chickfila burger!

by tater_tot_ November 24, 2023

The Suicide Machines

Their name sounds like they will kill your family. They will not.

1: Whatcha listening to?
2: The suicide machines
1: Please don't hurt me

by subway572572 December 3, 2023

Suicide

Making the decision to take one's own life, It is important to remember that suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem, and there are far better and healthier ways of dealing with difficult situations. Every person deserves to have hope and to access help and support when times are tough. It is important to talk to someone you trust, be it your parents, friends, or a professional online or in person. Don't be afraid to open up to those close to you about how you are feeling, as they will be able to provide you with the best support and help to get through whatever it is that is troubling you.

If you are considering suicide, it is important to remember that your death will have a huge impact on your loved ones. Those who love and care for you will be left with an immense sadness and a void that will never be filled. It is important to consider this before you take any action, as there is no real happy ending when it comes to suicide.

Guy 1: Hey, I have some really terrible news.
Guy 2: What is it?
Guy 1: I'm so sorry to tell you this, but your friend has passed away.
Guy 2: What? No! HOW did he die?
Guy 1: It was a suicide.
Guy 2: I can't believe it. This is so unexpected and shocking.
Guy 1: I know. We're all in shock. I'm so sorry for your loss.

by A dude that is a Dude December 8, 2023

Suicide Corner

Is the act of driving on the wrong direction on a one way curve on highway 5 Alberta Canada between Magrath snd Welling in the icy winter, after dark with the lights off. If completed you earn the right to tell your friends that you did suicide corner

Yo did you see Dave

Ya he did suicide corner

by Mahngeat December 9, 2023