MICU SUCCESS STORY

Someone who should be dead but thanks to the MICU (medical intensive care unit) lives and continue to be a menace to society.

Hey snatch rack! You need a booty romp due to excessive teeth draggage. If you're lucky some deadlift dirty butthole will make you a MICU success story.

by asystole August 23, 2025

sex story

Stories for lonely incel virgins like you. Yeah, Expected a real spicy one, huh? Pray to god. It isn’t too late for you.

“I’m so lonely I have to read a sex story before I sleep.”

‘Damn bro, That’s rough. Wanna go to church and repent?’

by angelic vigilante August 28, 2025

sx1nts storied

to get put on @sx1nts instragram story which is the highest level of honor bestowed to a instagram user

yoo did you see that (name) got sx1nts storied??

by sx1nts September 19, 2025

Story

Story! I lay there, standing on the edge of the abyss. Behind me, there was a polished and waxed glass floor, going as far as the eye can see. There seemed to be a point where the reality just ended, and it was total void beyond the glass. As I stepped into the void, grimacing, and preparing myself for the unknown, I hear the buzzing of lights… I looked behind me. It was stained carpet with yellow walls and ceiling, and fluorescent lights. I looked back, and it was the same appearance. I had no-clipped. In horror, I ran further into the halls, the same sights over and over. At a point, I became obsessive, endlessly running through the hall of endless stained carpet, with rusted metal lockers here and there. Until… I found something. It was a dog. I walked towards, it, but it turned around… and its face was hideous! A sharp smile with bloodstained teeth greeted my eyes. The dogs fur, being black and fluffy, hid the stains on their fur, but could not cover the hideous odor. I sprinted back towards where I came from, but I seemed to… come back to the dog? No.. it was teleporting. Slowly towards me. I tried to resist, but it finally jumped on me, and ripped out my heart, blood splattered everywhere. I was dead.

HOW DID THAT TURN INTO A BACKROOMS STORY?! T^T

I gave you a story! Your welcome!

by MirakatFursona January 22, 2025

Ella’s sex story

An urban legend of what happened one afternoon. It was hot! “I can’t do this” she screamed. “Hold on, daddy, momma’s coming.” (She’s on her way.) The humidity of the summer air made her gentle curls frizz up on the picturesque afternoon under the giant oak tree. The picnic had been planned for weeks but was under attack from pesky fire ants. They were in heaven… but also ella’s clothes (also heaven). She screamed and started stripping immediately. “Zamnnnnnn beefy energy right there. That’s what I like to see!” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????” annnnnnd then they started making out. Ella’s naked. Theeeeeee end.

God ella’s sex story makes me giddy.

by Pseud the dude January 22, 2025

Aflax Story

A story too unbelievable to exist. Most of the time, that story comes with many lies.

"Yesterday Ben told me that he met 3 celebrities at once! That must an Aflax Story."

by ApplePie1107 January 31, 2025

Lemonfur has no story

Some meme that started on a tiny wiki but got larger when it was noticed by a Skytuber. Often used similarly to "there is no war in Ba Sing Se". About a nonexistent character with no story. Implies the statement before it is false.

"Donald Trump is not a fascist, and Lemonfur has no story."

by Skarrins February 1, 2025