School

School is a place full of fake ass bitches and fuckboys, teachers force you to do shit like exams, tests and loads of shitty teachers. I just want to sleep all day.

Mum: Get to school!
Me: Come on mum I don't want to learn. I just want to sleep all day.

School by Anonymous382283 July 3, 2017

school

1. Something that, based on the spelling, grammar, and critical thinking skills of other definitions here,

2. A needed institution that suffers from apathy from teachers and mismanagement from the government. Teachers are generally not actively malicious, but are petty and controlling. After all, this is the way it was done when they were kids, so this is the way it should be done now.

3. Not the source of your problems in life.

"Definitely", "ridiculous" , "useless", "children", "government", and "stupid" are all words that school should teach you to spell.

school by t i a m a t July 31, 2017

School

satans latest creation. It is the leading cause of teen suicide and depression. You have to put up with bullies, 600 pounds of homework a day, detention, and mean teachers. 1 simple mistake could be your last. It is a daily life or death risk.

Teacher: YOU DIDNT DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!!

(Whacks student in the head with baseball bat)

Class: WE HATE YOU!!!! NOW SCHOOL IS GOING TO BE 1000 TIMES MORE MISERABLE!!!

School by Longhairdude May 31, 2018

School

commiserating with the worst of em'
Actual hell, It's actually testing you on your memory and pretty much everything you do in world history will never help you.

Mom- "let's go to school!"
Kid- "Noooooooooo"
Every other kid ever "Noooooooooo"

School by De biggest gay September 13, 2018

school

hell.

“it’s school i’m going to kill myslef”

school by mmschoolhcmm October 24, 2018

School

A place where no one likes to go. A place where hell is on earth. Kids only go to school to be with there friends. It's boring and useless. A place where our parents could drop of us and be without kids for 6 hours or more.

I hate going to school. School is the worst place to go.

School by cyborg2.o November 6, 2018

school

A place that teaches people how to be an asset to a company instead of teaching them how to achieve their full potential.

school teaches people how to work for a boss instead of how to be a boss.

school by Dubiks February 9, 2019