Hobbit pocket

An extremely small, hairy and dirty vagina. Sometimes worms can be seen Inching out of it.

Hey dude your mom was god last night. So was your moms hobbit pocket! We're not friends any more fucker!

by aairving April 7, 2015

Pocket Flounder

A flat, squishy, brownish penis

You see Nick's dick? Straight Pocket Flounder.

by dollaman45 January 7, 2013

pocket turds

a paper left in your pocket after a ite wash which yurns into white glob which looks a turd

i left really important papers in my pocket yesterday but now all thats left arre pocket turds.

by the wringler August 30, 2009

Pocket Jizz

A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers wherein they ejaculate into the pocket of a suspect/s

Hey bro, before you book him let me give him some of that Pocket Jizz

by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022

noodle pocket

The opening in the front of men's and boy's underwear to facilitate the exposition of the penis usually for the purpose of expediting urination.

Colin didn't like his new underwear because they didn't have a noodle pocket.

by Colin's Uncle January 16, 2009

Cock pocket

Pussy,cunt,twat ect.

Kathy's got a tight cock pocket.

by Deep blue 2012 April 15, 2010

Pocket Rape

It is when you stick either your right or your left hand in a guys shirt pocket

She pocket rapes random people.

by Jumpfreak February 28, 2016