pocket mouse

Small penis.

"Oh, he was hot until I realized he was packing a pocket mouse"

by Happytreehugger December 30, 2015

pocket slaves

Specifically the 2 of clubs and the 2 of spades, hence your pocket slaves. The worst pocket hand one can be dealt.

I got pocket slaves and 2 twos game up on the flop. My pocket slaves are holding their keep

by dak ratler December 29, 2011

Pocket Rape

It is when you stick either your right or your left hand in a guys shirt pocket

She pocket rapes random people.

by Jumpfreak November 25, 2015

piggy pocketed

catching someone stealing funds from your piggy bank.

I walked into my room only to find my younger brother had piggy pocketed my secret cash stash.

by rbyrd April 09, 2008

Dirty Pocket

The act of performing sexual intercourse by thrusting ones member into the armpit of ones sexual partner, mimicking the feeling of a very tight, yet stinky vah jay jay.

My girl was on her period, and she doesnt do anal, so we did it in the dirty pocket instead.

anal definition #7

by UNdRCvR LvR September 09, 2010

Cooch Pocket

1.Another word for vagina

2.What you'd call an emo kid

3.When someone pisses you off, the only word that doesnt really make sense but effective

4.Substitution for the word dueche, in the name calling fashion

you:Nathan c'mon get off the computer

Nathan:no fuck you!

you:all you do is play computer games all day dont you wanna go and hang out with friends and smell the fresh air?

Nathan:ehhhhh....

you:whatever you're such a cooch pocket

Nathan:mmm mhmmm....

by mexiCANDO September 02, 2008

Hobbit pocket

An extremely small, hairy and dirty vagina. Sometimes worms can be seen Inching out of it.

Hey dude your mom was god last night. So was your moms hobbit pocket! We're not friends any more fucker!

by aairving April 07, 2015