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snot pocketing

The act of pushing snot around from the outside of one's nostrils to reduce discomfort in the near term, affording the option to wait until a nose picking opportunity arises.
Hey, the guy in the next car is snot pocketing.
by Waldo Schwartz April 29, 2004
mugGet the snot pocketingmug.

Cock pocket

Kathy's got a tight cock pocket.
by Deep blue 2012 April 15, 2010
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Pocket Rape

It is when you stick either your right or your left hand in a guys shirt pocket
by Jumpfreak February 28, 2016
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piggy pocketed

catching someone stealing funds from your piggy bank.
I walked into my room only to find my younger brother had piggy pocketed my secret cash stash.
by rbyrd April 9, 2008
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Pocket Profit

The money/change you find in your wallet, purse, pocket or even handbag that you forgot you had.

Money you have discounted as spent but is still in your possession.

Seems like an addition to your wealth when rediscovered.
Hey man hows your day going?

Pretty good just made £5 pocket profit :D
by Huuyi January 21, 2010
mugGet the Pocket Profitmug.

Phipple Pocket

Vague. Nonspecific.

You can pretty much say that anyone doing anything is being "Phipple Pocket". What you're doing right now is really f-bombing Phipple Pocket of you. If you were doing the opposite of whatever you're doing now that would also happen to be very f-bombing Phipple Pocket of you.
(Phil driving his car) - What a Phipple Pocket that guy is!

(Quinn is wasted) - She is such a Phipple Pocket...

(Brian wearing khakis) - Do you see that Phipple Pocket over there?
Smack it, flip it, Phipple Pocket, oh no!
by Bizz-natch September 9, 2009
mugGet the Phipple Pocketmug.

noodle pocket

The opening in the front of men's and boy's underwear to facilitate the exposition of the penis usually for the purpose of expediting urination.
Colin didn't like his new underwear because they didn't have a noodle pocket.
by Colin's Uncle January 16, 2009
mugGet the noodle pocketmug.

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