baseball gods

The gods in the heavens that control the weather, or outcome of a game depending on the players or teams

*Rains* The baseball gods don't want us to play today..

by Joeeerteysr March 20, 2014

thx god

How you convey your gratefulness to God but are feeling too lazy to type 'Thank-you God'.

OR

How someone who doesn't consider God worthy of their effort says 'Thanks' to him.

Andy: "Hey! Cool car, how much did you buy it for?
Erin: "Guess"
*10 minutes later*
Andy: "Um, idk. 7000 quids?"
Erin: "lmao what took you so long?"
Andy: "I was on a phone call. I swear I didn't google the price of cars."
Erin: "Ye I believe you"
Andy: "Thx God!"

by sherlockhoelmes_ April 13, 2022

rap god

The very next day, "Hey Fab, I'ma kill you!"
Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)
Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman?
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me
And it'll glue to you and
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience
A feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music

Why be a king when you can be a Rap God?

by RippidyRap March 10, 2021

Dirt on god

To have dirt on god is a way of describing someone's situation as being so successful that it seems like they know god's secret and are leveraging on it to gain favours.

Emmanuel has things going easy for him, it feels like he's got dirt on god.

by Emmanuel Biose April 05, 2020

Finesse god

God of finessing. Slight work. Finesses everything in their path.

Person 1: “Where did you get all this stuff?”
Person 2: “I’m the finesse god. Thought you knew.”

by Brock44 November 08, 2017

God Rohan

This hot specimen will spit bare facts on any subject it sees and may be disagreed with but will show these people that he is no one to be disagreed with

God Rohan is so fine

Ain’t he the man the myth the fact spitter

Yes he’s so bad 😩

by Fr_Gharley01 July 24, 2023

PP God

The PP God is a man who has such an abnormally large cock that it struggles fitting in ordinary underwear. Often confused with the Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal the PP God is actually substantially more powerful as he can actually get some bitches

Wow! Bean must be a PP God!

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal is WEAK in comparison 🥸🥸

by PP God’s (Cooler) son March 26, 2022