Weight machines

Machines used by women and men that are too afraid or misinformed to do an actual workout

I'm gonna go hit the calf raise and forearm weight machines even though I can barely do even a girl pushup.

by Real Fitness February 3, 2012

Medium Machine gun

A Medium Machine Gun is a type of machine gun characterized by firing full power rifle rounds(such as 7.62x51 mm NATO) and being usually belt-fed.
While they are light enough to be carried by one man they are usually crew served due to weight of the ammunition.
They can be used by infantry, vehicles and aircraft.
Here are some examples of MMG:M240, MG3 and MG42, FN MAG, M60, PKM.

The Army just ordered 50000 new medium machine gun to replenish their losses.

by Therealmerasmus August 8, 2023

New York Police Department <NYPD> Plus Andy Sameverg Plus The Country Of Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation Of Eros, Pathos, And Logos

New York Police Department <NYPD> Plus Andy Sameverg Plus The Country Of Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation Of Eros, Pathos, And Logos

New York Police Department <NYPD> Plus Andy Sameverg Plus The Country Of Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation Of Eros, Pathos, And Logos

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

TIME MACHINE

REGRET

JIM: What do u want to do if there is a time machine?
WHITE: You mean what do I regret?

by Ezra 33 February 12, 2023

Doot machine

A vacuum used to stimulate ones doot.

Bethany bought herself a new doot machine.

by Anonymous359ht February 23, 2021

Machine

According to Mark Watson, a hat.

Oh look! A hat is a perfect Coconut-Flinging Machine!

by googlyeyes123 October 29, 2023

Content Machine

someone cringe who can't be cancelled

I hate content machine

by electroencephallographically August 14, 2024