The dirty washing machine

When the girl curls up into a ball and the guy sticks his huge cock in the anus and the roll around on the floor like a washing machine
by Hugecockthisbig👐 September 17, 2018
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blockhead machine

a box of some sort which is placed on the head and is rotated vigorously in order to ruin the hairstyle of the victim- thus giving them A blockhead.

There is also blockhead resistant gel that can be worn to protect ones hairstyle.
Oh that Moonhead has got a proper blockhead after we got him with the blockhead machine! he's been merked
by Sie n Grev September 26, 2007
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30 Ton War Machine

(A) A tank. (B) Quite possibly the best band to ever grace the earth with its music. The way this band plays its music will give you happy emotions and make you feel good inside. Once you hear this band you will never feel the need to ever listen to another band again. There really are no words to describe the amazing quality of this band, but if I had to do it in one word the word would be "Boysenberry" because that is my favorite fruit.
Really cool guy: Have you heard that band, 30 Ton War Machine?

Loser: No, are they any good?

Really cool guy: The best! Also, here's that 50 bucks I owe your really hot sister...make sure she gets that, yeah?
by 30 Ton War Machine's #1 Fan March 06, 2009
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Eroticism of the Machine

A phrase often seen in communities on Tumblr used to describe the sexual appeal of machinery, computers, pistons, wires, coding, etc. Often used to describe an attraction to robotic characters such as V1 or GLaDOS, though it can be used for inanimate machines as well.
“Did you see that video of a piston converting rotational energy into reciprocating motion I sent you?”
Ough.. mnfgh.. I’m so normal about the inherent Eroticism of the Machine~”
“???”
by words_and_phrases February 14, 2025
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this machine kills facists

That poster in Margo’s room says “this machine kills facists”
by …0o0 April 21, 2023
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Gooch Machine

A girl that receives so many gooches that she can make a factory full of them.
She a Gooch Machine
by The Banter Lad January 08, 2017
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Machine Gun Asshole

"I just heard a Machine Gun Asshole in the bathroom." - Guy
"You mean Kelly?" - Girl
"Yep, someone was listening to his songs on their phone. Sounded like a hot clip of shit." - Guy
by Swift67 October 14, 2021
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