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Jason

A Jason is a long walk between two checkpoints while you are fully suited.
-Yo bro you were so drunk last night where the hell did you dissapear ?

-Man I don't even know, I think I pulled off a Jason and went back home.
by Jelly bean August 13, 2017
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Jason

dude Jason makes cool stuff but he's been known to punch/kick his fans. Jason will often hand you a cola and say "you understand the law of reciprocity yes? i give you something and you must give me something in return" with a coy sinister smile. Jason will often speak of people as chess pieces, pawns for his big game, saying "I don't see people with lives, friends, families & pets, I see pawns, objects I can manipulate with my hands" with a cartoonishly evil grin. One time at MAGfest Jason walked upto my little sister and pulled on her hair really hard until her scalp came off.
Nick: YOOOO DID YOU JUST PULL A JASON?
Yin: Yeah bro, I just kicked Steve in the balls
by SpammableConquisitor July 30, 2021
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Jason

lmao look at that loser Jason he can't play starbound
by IPlayStarbound October 16, 2020
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Jason

Jason is the type of guy to have a few friends but who gives everything he has for those friends. He is the type of guy to refer to girls as the ladies because he is such a gentleman. Jasons tend to wear glasses and put their hair up combed back like a real tough guy. Jasons tend to be short but with a big heart. Jasons can be found in Ohio because they just belong there. You can find a Jason doing sporty jobs, such as gym trainers, or go-carting places.
He is such a Jason.
I met a Jason last night he treated me like a lady.
by ThedictionarMargaret April 26, 2023
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Jason shiga

The best cartoonist of all time. Has created amazing books such as : Demon, Meanwhile, and Book hunter. we should all strive to be Jason Shiga
"hey I'm looking for a character name for my new comic"
"don't bother it will never be be as good as Jason Shiga's"
"..."
"name the character 'Jason Shiga is the best ' then"
"no"
by alt-Shiga February 16, 2022
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JASON

Someone who could be described as strange, weird, jarring, or lives on a council estate
You know that Cameron?

Yeh he’s a massive Jason
by Dodgeball October 15, 2022
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Jason

Jason’s are funny, dirty-minded, kind, and the type of guy you want to keep around. They can make you smile and laugh with so much as a few words. They love gaming, inside jokes, and have been through some tough times. Jason’s sometimes don't think before they say things which can insult you but they always come back and truly apologize.
Jason told me a joke that offended me but after not 3 minutes, he can back and apologized.
by Jadexo June 13, 2022
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