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Dad joke

Corny/cheesy jokes that fathers share with their children. They are often criticised by people who don't want to admit that some dad jokes are actually pretty good or they don't understand the concept of dad jokes. For the most part, those who say "dAd JoKeS aRe NoT fUnNy" do not realise that the whole shtick is that the jokes are so predictable and dry that in a way it is hilarious.
Dad: I built a car comprised of ravioli, but my sista didn't believe me until I drove pasta.

The snobby son: Oh wait I forgot to laugh. Wait no I didn't, I didn't laugh because it's another one of your lame dad jokes 🙄

Dad: You're too young to understand the concept my boy.
by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022
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It's better to miss a friend than to miss a joke

This comes from a brazilian saying. It basically means that if you're making jokes and someone gets offended ( on a personal level ), that is no reason to stop making those jokes. This, of course, isn't an excuse to just be an asshole, and must be used with nuance. The saying could also be directly translated to

"It's better to lose a friend than to lose a joke"
Guy 1 (whose wife died to stillbirth): Wow, these celebrities are crazy
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I checked the news, and it looks like the rapper DaBaby killed his wife
Guy 2: Well, "The Baby" also killed YOUR wife
Guy 1: Low blow dude
Guy 2: It's better to miss a friend than to miss a joke
by DEMEMZEA December 15, 2024
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jokes pal

when a ENGLISH guy makes jokes.
ME: Bruh you look like an old Bitch!
MOM: What did you say!?
ME: its just jokes pal!
by Dreyk February 8, 2017
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Moroccan Joke Day

Every year in Upstate New York on April 24th they celebrate “Moroccan Joke day” where you make jokes about Morocco or your Moroccan friends.
Are you ready for Moroccan Joke day? I already have like 6 jokes lined up
by theamazingdick September 11, 2023
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Condom joke

When you tell a joke about your scrotum
Brendan: wanna year a condom joke
Jason: fuck no
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 6, 2023
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Joke

by Isntthattrueornahyoufortnite September 9, 2020
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Joke

A word described by having fun and lying in a funny way!!
You: hey wanna hear a joke?
Your friend: uh..ya?
You: why cant a leopard hide?
Your friend: why?
You: because he is always spotted!!
You: HAHAHA
by CRACKHEAD:[ November 20, 2019
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