Morning surprise

When you bite your fingernail and you taste your shit that you dug out of your ass the night before.

Johnny bit his nail and it tasted like shit, quite a morning surprise

by TurtleBird5 April 28, 2017

morning sticky

The female equivalent to “morning wood” also known as afternoon sticky and nighttime sticky, depending on the time of day. Vaginal discharge in the morning time.

There was a glob of morning sticky on my ceiling when u woke up!!!!

by Fun footle February 27, 2023

not a morning person

Tends to be grouchy.

Lori is not a morning person, call back after noon.

by Creoleshag February 15, 2016

Morning!

When greeting people, saying morning is an alternative way of saying "hello", at any time of day.

*Harry walks into the Spice Fusion* Glen Barlow: "Morning!"

by Kingy123572 June 14, 2018

Morning

When you wake up.

"Morning is not a time of day, it is the time when you wake up."

by lookatmylilgremlinsgo October 30, 2022

morning

Morning starts from midnight to 3pm

Hey i know its still morning (3pm) but wanna drive to NYC

by Taco dan April 07, 2021

Morning

It's means breakfast. Often used by slavic people who can talk only on broken english.

A:"Hey bro what's up? Ready for morning ?"
B:"Whaaat? It's already made?"

by SConrad24 January 11, 2020