Morning Gorge

the quite opposit to Morning Wood;

Tony: i cant get out of bed yet as i have mahooosive morning wood.

Ami: i can not get up either as ones vag is wider than normal.

Tony: a ha i see the problem...morning gorge.

by N.A.A.R.C.F.R.D February 6, 2010

Semi-Morning

Between Midnight and Morning

"Dude, I get out of work at 3 in the semi-morning"

by a-clock March 30, 2021

belfast good morning

Greeting someone with a head butt to the bridge of someone's nose

Colin gave Seamus the Belfast Good Morning and then we went out for pancakes

by Mick Graw June 6, 2022

morning

Period of the day that goes from 6:00 am to 11:59 am.

Morning.

by Çyçyryany April 21, 2025

Good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.

I'm in a rush to get out the house so I'll just have a Good morning and god bless to save some time

by Otablue May 23, 2018

gravy will be thin in the morning

you're in trouble

if you don't straighten up your gravy will be thin in the morning

by Words r' Me November 7, 2013

how do you dress yourself in the morning

rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves

person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?

person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?

by personman334 September 11, 2023