human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

Beat A Human Day

October 28th is National Beat A Human Day, you can beat any human and they CAN NOT fight back.

Furry 1: "Hey, you know what day it is?"
Person 1: "What day is it?"
Furry 1: "National Beat A Human Day!"
Person 1 runs away.

by OceanRequiem October 31, 2021

Human Resources girls

essex girls who run around making tea for everyone because there was no jobs left at MacDonalds.

This one time, at band camp, i shoved a lucozade bottle up my pussy. Arent bottles fun...

by uncle super schlong June 12, 2003

human mood ring

1. A person who really alters your moods. Whatever they're feeling reflects what you feel, because you're that attached to them.
2. A person who can really tell what someone else is feeling just by looking at them. Usually caring. They also get to use the phrase "I know you" all the time.

1."Yvonne is my personal human mood ring. I really care for him, so of course I'm not feeling so great right now...look at him."

2.human mood ring-"Hey what's wrong?"

stupid bitch-"Nothing...SIGH"

human mood ring-"Come on I can tell you're sad, I KNOW you"

by Penguinstalker. February 5, 2010

Human Simulation Software

Unlike Emulation or a Bot, which can be detected by
various server side scripts

"Human Simulation Software" is specifically designed
for (Software To Browser) simulation.

Simulates a real human typing into a browser by full
automation from software to browser by use of xml
parsing of nodes and other means to grab the specific
places needed to then fill in the form with out detection
while never giving away that it is not a Real Human.

"Human Simulation Software" would automatically fill
in all parts of a form, It would create a user-name, password
Solve the Captcha without detection of any kind because
its simulates a Real Human on a Browser.

by MarketingManiac September 15, 2010

human skin tag

someone who hangs off of others and is both useless and unwanted. Also disgusting. Making them literally a human form of a skin tag.

"Ew Jerry is totally a human skin tag"

by StephanieDanielle November 23, 2013

human dump slide

The act of having anal inter course in an industrial sized dump truck.

After the trash man got off work we went for the human dump slide.

by TackleTreeTrunk April 29, 2015