Beat A Human Day

October 28th is National Beat A Human Day, you can beat any human and they CAN NOT fight back.

Furry 1: "Hey, you know what day it is?"
Person 1: "What day is it?"
Furry 1: "National Beat A Human Day!"
Person 1 runs away.

by OceanRequiem October 31, 2021

human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

Human Resources girls

essex girls who run around making tea for everyone because there was no jobs left at MacDonalds.

This one time, at band camp, i shoved a lucozade bottle up my pussy. Arent bottles fun...

by uncle super schlong June 12, 2003

Human Fruit Ninja

The act of playing fruit ninja (slicey slicey) on yourself or someone else (I guess)

I play human fruit Ninja all the time

by WhereIsWillToLive April 20, 2022

sexual human caterpillar

a sex position in which all participants face one direction and fuck from behind; to have sex in one line

Yesterday at the orgy, I experienced the almighty sexual human caterpillar.

Let’s try out the sexual human caterpillar tonight!

by 🤗🤗🤗🤗 October 5, 2017

Human Thermos Suprise

The act of finding edible food in an orifice of a sexual partner.

Bro, I was eating this girls ass the bbn other night and found a raisin inside, it was an awesome human thermos suprise!

by Nowisdasick/Capt. Terror November 23, 2019

best human in the world

when someone is immensely adorable and lovely and cute and modest and beautiful and elegant and divine and exquisite and angelic and loveable and dazzling and funny and kind and just perfect in general and is the sun itself. he or she will always say no when they are called it.

" Ah, Emmie truly is the best human in the world uwu she makes my heart go boom boom " The girl said as she touched her chest and let out a big grin.

by — 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 💫 ˎˊ˗ April 25, 2020