goat sperm shitter

A person who is so filthy that they leave goat sperm in the toilet bowl when they take a shit. Literally one who has received bareback anal intercourse from a goat, allowed the goat to orgasm in his/her ass, then had to take a shit.
That whore Victoria? She's such a goat sperm shitter. I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick!

Get the fuck offa my wife, you goat sperm shitter!!!
by Qrst1 February 26, 2007
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horny goat weed

the stuff jess and chelsea stole from rite aid.
OMG! the censor just went off because we stole horny goat weed!
by ktizzle October 02, 2004
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Royally Goat Fucked

A thousand times more intense than FUBAR. Unfixable, will never work
by snowman70 September 27, 2010
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Mya wants a goat

Get mya a goat gofundme.com do it for the goats that have no homes. We love goats. Raise money for the goats 🐐
Mya has been complaining of how much she wants a cute goat. Help mya get a goat. Mya wants a goat.
by Myas sistahhhh July 18, 2018
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Reverse Mountain Goat

When a couple has doggy style sex and the man pulls the girl off bed by her hair until she almost falls backwards and then immediately finishes off on her face while she is still recovering from the fall.
Guy: Ahh ahh...I am close ...about to come (yanks her back off the bed)
<thudd>
Girl: Ooouchhhh
Guy: Ohh yeahhhh

Girl: I think I broke my back.
Guy: Shut up bitch and take it!

Guy 1: Dude your girl from last night has a big bruise on her back

Guy 2: Yea, that's because I reverse mountain goated her! At least she got some moisturizer for her face!
by bluemagic04 September 18, 2013
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one eyed goat

It is a variation of the goat where the balls and penis are tucked back and the man bends over and he also spreads his butt cheeks. It now resembles a goat with one eye. aka whinking goat.
No one expected Roger to throw a one eyed goat in Jason's direction, making Roger the winner.
by igmyog03 March 04, 2009
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malnutritioned pygmy goat

God, You're such a malnutritioned pygmy goat.
by Crazy-sheep-girl July 27, 2006
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