donut prince

A young man with divine angelic powers to turn back time to the very moment of his own birth hoping to correct his wrongs and finally become donut king.but becomes so sad and confused when he realizes that all of his friends and family members are actually Alien hybrids using his loved ones human bodys as temporary avatars to visit the earth as a vacation spot in the 21st century.

That donut prince needs to calm down about the gang stalking and just eat a donut and chill for christ sake.

by T.L.M.05588 May 4, 2021

Boston Cream Donut Hole

When you jizz in a bellybutton.

Wesley pulled out and gave Kaley a Boston cream donut hole.

by Oinklet August 6, 2022

Messy donut

A pig that rolls around in the mud for too long before fucking a pigeon.

Damn did you see that guy, he is a total messy donut!

by Sandwich69 August 11, 2022

eat a donut, ma'am

When your spanx perfect pants are working.

Beth said, "some construction worker just yelled 'eat a donut, ma'am' at me. I just assumed my Spanx perfect pants were working.

by agropuffs November 4, 2022

The donut system

A system for measuring your dick by stacking donuts on it, forget about breaking out the ruler, break out a box of krispy Kremes

Uvthi: if i had a dick id be like entertained for life
Uvthi: like id stack doughnuts on it
Uvthi: and my dick would fit minimum five
Me : wtf
Uvthi: I'll call it the donut system

by TangyOnions May 4, 2022

Glazed Donut

A finishing move during sexual intercourse in which the male partner pulls out and ejaculates on either their partner's vaginal opening or anus.

He pulled out and came hard, effectively creating the illusion of a glazed donut.

by Anonymous Skull May 10, 2022

Getting donuts

Getting sex in a car before court, usually oral

Allen, charged with evading, was getting donuts when the court called his name on docket.

by Hornet70 May 12, 2022