Country Scared

When your out in the country and you realize if something happened and you called for help no one would hear it.

"Man we was out in the sticks past thorn hill so far I started to get country scared"

by Rural Bender Ray January 17, 2023

Country creme

When you fill a cowboy hat with cum and put it on your girlfriends head and she says yee haw

Country Biggs 1: hey Billy me any margerie did that country creme last night then I have her the Swiss miss

Billy: sounds like a party to me mind if I have a taste .... yee haw

by Niggerballs420 October 16, 2021

It's a free country

The greatest excuse known to man.

Karen: "P-Please stop beating my child with a baseball bat!"
Sigma male: "It's a free country, I can do whatever I want!"

by headshotcraft June 05, 2022

Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

country cow

A fine blend of processed cheese

Don’t put that country cow on yer toast

by Marcus wang December 11, 2018

Country babe

A hot girl who grew up In the country , A hot girl who loves horses .

Oh,there goes that country babe on her horse again.

by Mj60 November 10, 2021

country salute

to punch someone in the mouth

He saw jimmy at the bar and game 'em the ole country salute.

by city-slicker October 10, 2023