chad

absolutely alpha male definition, completely a W

chad ally: your such a W
chad: i know bro, ong.

by Crazilite July 7, 2022

Chad

A very handsome and generous man with a large penis. Loves to experience life in a fast spontaneous matter. Loyal,Honest and violent.

“Ever since I loved Chad these other men just don’t do it for me”

by Good4599 November 22, 2021

Chad bro

The coolest and chillest mf around. A chad bro just reeks positivity, he will spot you at the gym or lend you a couple bucks if needed. Constantly uses phrases such as bro, dude, that’s dope, or sickkkk

Guy1: Hey Chad-bro, can I borrow some twenties?
Chad-bro: No problem dude.
Guy2: That Chad-bro was so chill bro. I think I might wanna be a chad bro now.
Guy1: Agreed bro. Let’s both be Chad-Bros.

by chaddies July 15, 2021

Chad

Chad is that kind of dude who is the male version of a horse girl but he is over obsessed with cars and all he talks about his cars and he probably has like five of cars He’s also super obsessive about his cars you can’t Eat or drink anything if you get a single Crumb In his car he will probably drop you off Right then and there He’s also a big man so you can’t fight with him and he probably works out every day.He’s also probably a hotheaded

Chad: what is this.

You: it’s a piece of hair?

Chad: get out of my car right now!

by Mr. know it all knowledge October 27, 2020

Chad

The male offspring of an affluent home, whom people observe as not having any fun and behaving obnoxious as an ontological, i.e. surrounding environmental social factors; result.

We were at the skate park and we got high with this guy who turned out to be a total Chad

by Half&Half&Half April 15, 2022

Chad

Chad is a fat guy that loves polo. He loves his brothers and Also love to play games like FIFA and Gta. He woulda find a beautiful girlfriend one day and her name would Start with S.

What is your favorite brand ?
Chad:Polo

by Kid from the south November 22, 2021

derivatives chad

Doesn't matter which way the market goes the derivatives chad always makes money.

Speaks fluent Greek. Basically invented Gamma Convexity. Trades options on Zeta Markets.

Did you see Marty's PnL last week? The guy is such a derivatives chad

by derivatives-chad June 3, 2022