Cross-country skiing

The act of a female positioned between two male companions, a phallus clutched within each extremity, animatedly yanking, one hand up, and inversely the other hand thrusting down, so as to appear to be cross-country skiing.

Last night I walked in on Sarah cross-country skiing Matt and John. They were both smirking at me brashly.

by envenom July 2, 2019

redneck country bumpkin

A term commonly used to describe individuals residing in rural areas, predominantly white, who typically speak Southern English and reside in remote, isolated locations, often lacking human interaction.

This term can also be applied to a white person who is easily flustered or blushed, especially when confronted with racist remarks or behavior for no apparent reason.

Genuine Person 1: “Hello Sir, how are you today on this fine morning?”

Southern Person: *Says something completely out of pocket*

Genuine Person 1: “Damn, okay you redneck country bumpkin?”

by Jxrdn February 17, 2025

Cross Country Toes

The condition that happens to cross country runners feet. Symptoms include toe pain, your toe nails may fall off, blisters on heel, and ripped skin on ball of foot.

Cx runner 1: Man my toes hurt a lot
Cx runner 2: Oh no you may need to check that out! You may have cross country toes!

by Imarunner:) October 18, 2023

country shaming

To make a disparaging or unflattering statement about an entire country or its people, either due to malice or insensitivity. What's important is the context in which the statement is said and the person's motive for saying it rather than whether it is true or not. A journalist could state that country X is the poorest in the region or has a high level of crime out of an earnest desire to inform the audience, but he/she may also have the desire to tarnish the image of the said country due to their own biases. Other more clear examples of country shaming include referring to countries as "sh*tholes", saying things like "your country doesn't matter" or "nobody ever goes there", and bringing up unflattering statistics about a country to mock someone.

Telling someone their country is poor and insignificant is a form of country shaming.

by jaqob September 16, 2022

Country Gravy

When relative sneeks in to have sex with the thanksgiving turkey and someone at the table asks who made the gravy and your Grandma tells you there was no gravy made.

Uncle Harold brought the country gravy again.

by NickTok_78 November 28, 2020

9th world country

England

Johnathon: aww hell naw I ain't going to England
Richard: Come on dude, it isn't that bad
Johnathon: That 9th world country isn't worth my time!

by BruhStalin July 27, 2022

country boying

The act of doing country boy activities such as huntin’, fishin’, four-wheelin’, etc.

Hey Brayden did you go country boying today?

by Elliewaug November 8, 2017