Austin

Autistic bald beta male who has like 100000000 power in clash of clans

“Austin, get off your iPad.”

by Sk1b November 29, 2024

Austin

The G.O.A.T .

Wow AUSTIN is the greatest .

by Kingblaco July 16, 2017

Austin

His dad is hot.

I’m gonna go over and see Austin’s dad.

by lolzebras April 4, 2022

Austin

A short guy who always thinks they’re always funny. Austin always gets along with others, until revealing his giant ego. Monday’s are hated only because of him.

Shivam: You look nice today, Austin. (No Homo)
Austin: Why, thanks.
Also Austin: I do love how awesome I am and how I look.

by Mommy was here November 13, 2019

austin hammer

A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.

Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.

by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 7, 2021

Austin moment

That moment when Austin

You know what I mean

*fails no nut November* yooo that’s an Austin moment

by ha i have no name v November 6, 2020

AUSTIN

He's got kind eyes, a smile that lights up a room matched with a goofy yet genuine laugh that will cheer anyone up. He thinks he's a giant turd but in reality he would give the world to those he cares about. Austin is a chameleon in the best way, he can flow in any situation, he can blend in or stand out. Kind of a badass, kind of a bish (most importantly, thee bish). No doubt with the right partner, someone to help him see how gifted and incredible he is, he could take over the world.

God damnit Austin, why are you so amazing.

Ohhhhhh Austin...

by GZJ November 24, 2021