five minute piss

A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.
Man, I swear. I had to pee so bad this morning, that I took a five minute piss! Got a pee high now!
by LonePooper February 04, 2018
Get the five minute piss mug.

Florida high five

When one person gives another a high five, after having just wiped his sweaty balls with the same hand, unknown the the receiving person.
Dude, that high five Steve just gave you was a Florida high five. Nasty...
by RITguy July 08, 2010
Get the Florida high five mug.

five minute panties

Five minute panties are basically lingerie and/or lace style undies that are worn for five minutes or less before sexual intercourse.
Friend: So how did it go last night?
Me: It was amazing, other than him not noticing my five minute panties at all.
by Leopardqueen23 November 27, 2018
Get the five minute panties mug.

Crispy High Five

A high five that is very intense, loud, and usually burns.
Can be given as a gift for a birthday, holiday, wedding, or any occasion. It can even be given at random!
I gave him a real nice crispy high five for his birthday.
by Phillipedoor March 22, 2016
Get the Crispy High Five mug.

Consistent Five Man

Bunch of dickwads who think they are good at games who go into a competiitve match thinking they are the be all/end all.
Do you want to join our Consistent Five Man on Rainbow Six:Siege?
by TrapsAreGay0401 January 24, 2019
Get the Consistent Five Man mug.

The Five-Floor Goodbye

Slang term for throwing someone out of a high window in an attempt to kill them, or defenestration. Originates from Tom Francis' game Gunpoint, where one of the protagonist's main methods of defeating his adversaries is shoving them out windows. There is also a track in the game's soundtrack entitled "The Five-Floor Goodbye", which was composed by Ryan Ike.
Gangster 1: "Did you hear the news? Johnny tried getting a raise from the boss and ended up getting the five-floor goodbye."

Gangster 2: "Damn. Hope I'm not the one that get's stuck cleaning the mess."
by NobleGryphon January 31, 2016
Get the The Five-Floor Goodbye mug.

Five-pronged condom

Synonymous with Latex/disposable gloves. Primary use during Covid-19 epidemic
“Aren’t you gonna sanitise before touching that door-handle?”
“No it’s okay. I use an alternative form of corona-contraption: the five-pronged condom
*gestures to disposable gloves*
by A helpful Gay August 30, 2020
Get the Five-pronged condom mug.