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Jack-slapped

Slapped so hard you forgot everything you know, I.e., you don't know Jack..Jack-slapped
Person 1: Hey what are you doing?
Person A: Messing with the police.
Person 1: You're going to get Jack-slapped
by Nepuuuu January 1, 2020
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Cum jacked

When your girlfriend/wife uses trickery to steal/relocate sperm originally intended for the backdoor and relocates to the frontdoor in the hope of secretly procreating.
Breeno: "Jesus Crust mate my girlfriend just told me she is pregnant"
JT: "Hang on, aren't you the 'backdoor bandit'?"
Breeno: "I didn't ask for that nickname!"
JT: But you probably deserve it. You must have been cum jacked! It's the only explanation... cum trickery ass bandit
by bunkerspreckels September 21, 2016
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Power Jack

When a person uses two hands to get a male to climax as fast as possible.
Sally has the best hands for a Power Jack. Last night her delicate and smooth hands made me cum so fast I couldn't even make it a whole minute.
by Damon K. September 28, 2021
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Jacking the Wheel

When you go slow in the fast lane on the highway and expect people to pass you on the right just because you don't feel like getting the fuck over.

They feel the need its there responsibility to control the traffic speeds.
Buddy 1: "Look at this guy Doing 100 in the fast lane"

Buddy 2: " Yea, fucking guy, quit jacking the wheel"
by TBoarder August 26, 2013
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Diesel Jacked

Seen to have explosive, ripped muscles beyond any recognition.
Joey Porter, a man among boys, is Diesel Jacked.

Ronnie Coleman is diesel jacked.
by Joshua Trant January 29, 2009
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Jack Doherty

A famous YouTuber who does challenges, pranks, and stunts. He usually does them at Walmart, Target, at school, or at home. He lived in New York but now he lives in LA.
I watched Jack Doherty’s new video last night.
by IM SINGLE AND PROUD ASF May 14, 2022
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cubby jacked

A term for when you are wakeboarding or skiing and you bust so hard you lose your board, bindings, or skis. Derived from when that bully bitch ass trick jacks your shoes straight out of a mcdonald's playplace cubby hole.
When jazzy-j hit that janky ass kicker, he slammed so hard he got cubby jacked.
by a-diggity17 May 12, 2009
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