Puff The Magic Dragon

The sad little song made up for a joke by blue peter presenters who are desperate for pot.

omg, i need a high - come on kids, lets do it 1 more time;

Puff the magic dragon lives by the sea...

by Britbabe July 01, 2003

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Magic Box of Fuck

1. A magical box full of all the fucks that have not been given.

2. Masturbating into a box fan to see how far the semin will fly.

3. Your box of dildos

The Magic Box of Fuck was a disaster, I aimed wrong and got myself.

by Bloodhands September 13, 2018

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Riding The Magic Carpet

When you've achieved a high that makes you float around.

Dude were you riding the magic carpet with me?

by jweskid February 05, 2010

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magical fairy dust

Weed sprinkled on top of a nearly cached bowl.

Hey dude... That's almost out... let me throw some magical fairy dust on it.

by Billy Blazington June 28, 2007

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magic mountain mom

The alliterative female equivalent of a Disneyland Dad.

A deadbeat mom who avoids normal parenting responsibilities like bedtimes, orthodontist appointments, dance recitals, homework, and studying. This mom, instead, focuses on fun things like taking the kids to Six Flags Magic Mountain.

Theresa is such a Magic Mountain Mom. That deadbeat said she can't give me half the money for the orthodontist because she quit two jobs. She magically found cash for buying her boyfriend birthday presents and taking the kids to Six Flags Magic Mountain.

by Wilford Brimley83 November 05, 2017

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