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The cream man

If you find this man on any social media, be careful! he'll take away your ability to bust a big nut by chopping off your balls. he has long black hair and red eyes. he is also a doctor, astronaut, teacher, and a stepdad. He is 6 feet and 9 inches tall and his rival is Johnny Sins. watch out gamers, make sure he doesn't notice you.
Dave: FUCK! John lost his balls to The cream man! he won't be able to nut!

Jim: Shit! stay off of the internet for a while, okay?

John: my balls hurt
by dickcheesefecalmatter January 2, 2022
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the coolest man alive

umm so basically his name is bananafries.. yeah thats pretty awesome.....
Used while speaking to Bananafries... Ex: Hi the coolest man alive. How is your day?
by Bananafries™ June 3, 2025
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Man God

Look at that! It's the character from "jobless reincarnation" that is based on me! Get it!? Half man (Him), half God (I am)is a Demi-God. Demi-God in Latin is "Daemon." That's me! Right? It's literally my name! Who would have thought!? My pseudonym is literally just and etymology word association riddle as a stand-in for MY ACTUAL NAME! WOOOOAAAAAAH! I said that that's what it was! Initially!
Hym "And Man God is like this translucent God-Man who is basically Aqua from Konosuba! Man... That's something right? That's a thing."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2025
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man tamer

dat girl has got a furry ass man tamer, for realz
by Ballzon Yor-Chen November 5, 2017
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rat man

a best friend who needs a non-offensive nickname
by tripod man February 20, 2024
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Man Balls

21-29 year old balls. Balls that have matured over a boys life, stating that he is no longer tight. Tight innocence has been out grown, and now can be identified as MAN BALLS. With this a man’s testicles are now able to bust properly and have the ability to be milked to a full potential. Man balls is something to be happy and proud of, at this time we are studying what comes after 29 years old.

For additional information about man balls please contact your health professional.
Dan: “I have Man balls”
Alex: “No you don’t you are 37, also girls 10 years younger than you want man balls not what you have”
Juan: “My balls get busted and skewered all the time

Alex: “I love a good old ball busting session with my big pair of man balls”
Juan: “Me too”

Dan: :|
by CMBD_MD May 28, 2024
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1 Man 1 Screwdriver

1 Man 1 Screwdriver was a video of a guy putting a screwdriver on his penis. it is very weird and disturbing
Don’t watch 1 man 1 screwdriver!

Person: Omg I should’ve not been curious.
by ExplainVid12 June 6, 2023
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