Lil' Bitch Shot

A tragically mild yet unnecessarily dramatic shooter made of half Apple Sourz and half vodka. Often consumed by people who scream “shots!” but whisper “responsibility.”
Tastes like sour candy, broken boundaries, and poor decisions made under LED lighting.

Origin:
Invented by a twink vampire in the Netherlands who wanted to feel dangerous without risking a hangover. Legend says he still haunts the smoking area, thirsting for validation and men with "issues".

Side Effects:

Sudden urge to flirt with the least advisable/ presentable person.

Heavy slurring of words.

Weird kissy faces to avoid awkward eye contact.

“I thought we were partying — then he ordered a Lil' Bitch Shot.”

“She took one Lil' Bitch Shot and started talking about her birth chart.”

by Head Runner of Emotional Damag July 13, 2025

Gayass bitch

Noun; offensive:

used in a demeaning way

Mom: "Tyler stop being a gayass bitch! I swear i will kick you and your gay ass boyfriend out of my fucking house!"
Tyler: "Please don't kick me out mom, I'll ungay, I promise! I don't have anywhere to go!"
Mom: "OH SURE, YOU DON'T HAVE ANYWHERE TO GO? I highly doubt that you slutty gay ass bitch!
Tyler: *Cries*

by Tyler93 December 7, 2022

Bitches

Something that will forever be unobtainable by you.

You get no Bitches

by Th3guy_who4sked October 27, 2022

Hug a bitch day

On April 25th you need to hug a bitch. or just someone you wanna hug

girl: hug me

guy: no, why
girl: it’s national hug a bitch day

guy: oh okay

by tu mamá 😡🥵😥🤭🤭🥵🤩😟 April 23, 2022

National Bitch Ass Ninja Day

International day to post a person you think fits the definition. Unlike national best friend day this is for the people to post anyone they think deserves the title

When is National Bitch Ass Ninja Day ? Cuz I got a few people I want to post

by AYYYESAP October 4, 2023

resting bitch hair

Hair that, no matter the amount of work it into it, aalways reverts back to a rats nest.

It looked good earlier, but she always has resting bitch hair.

by Carl Marximus December 22, 2017

Bitch

A female who is extremely annoying and acts like they are the greatest thing that ever existed. Although this is true, for some reason they are extremely fun to mess with and even more fun to get in bed with and depending on your personality may turn you on more than a nice women. When in bed for the first time they may have no idea what is going on and freak out awakening there bitcheness but then eventually submit to you.

I highly reccomend getting a bitch for yourself.

Also a female dog.

I really wanna get in bed with that bitch.

My bitch knows how to lay down, roll over, and always does so when I ask.

by Dick6969696969 August 19, 2017