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this shit wont fucking load

when something takes a million years just to fucking load
by dum stupid boi December 3, 2020
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oh shit its on fire!

Whenever one dumb-ass is texting his girlfriend around a campfire when he looks up to see something abnormal in the fire and kicks the shit out of the abnormality
While Simon was texting his jailbait girlfriend Justin Put a Pipe in the fire and as it caugh on fire Simon looked up and shouted "Oh shit its on fire!"
by dumbo1042 January 4, 2012
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When A Donkey Shits An Apple

When You Believe your brother comes and chills

Ex: Define When Pigs Fly
“Yeah @DJTheGuy will come chill when a donkey shits an apple.”-Shadow aka DJ No Days Off
by DJ The Guy May 6, 2018
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Bones creak n' shit.

A casual phrase alluding to the fact that bones may creak, among other things; to be used in situations where an apathetic, nonchalant response may be called for. Meaning similar to that of "shit happens". Can also be used as its acronym.
1) Gingasnapz: They ran out of creamed spinach in the cafeteria!

WhiteCracka: Well you know, bones creak n' shit.

2) WhiteCracka: Damn...didn't finish my journal entry today.

Gingasnapz: BCAS man, BCAS.
by BlackPanthr September 12, 2011
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Do I Give a shit?

not careing
Do I Give a shit? about mason no
by fsdfsdfs January 3, 2017
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TALK SHIT GET SLAPPED

a unwanted vocalization resulting in repercussive slappage.
Think you are not going to have to work this weekend? Talk Shit Get Slapped!
by Junior Jelly Giant September 27, 2017
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