I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

i like yo cut g

ohhhhh i like yo cut g a iconic meme known by alot of peeps

person 1:yeet person 2:no i like yo cut g person 1:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by kid boi whom is good at games January 11, 2021

I roofayou

I• Rue•Pho•U

I Root Fa You.
I’m there for you always and forever, your biggest fan.

You’re my roofayou.
Girl I roofayou.

I wanna roofayou

by Welp123! January 12, 2021

W I D E

w i d e p u t i n

1. W I D E P U T I N meme

by hdufndfkmds;afbghdskbhfs,a;sdh January 14, 2021

I have a weird fetish for small holes

Yes

I have a weird fetish for small holes please help this sucks

by Notnoc January 15, 2021

I cat tall the dark 16

a common example of a bad internet alias

hey guys did you hear about I cat tall the dark 16

by 10 big hot men having sex January 16, 2021

datarxz i love you

Doubt you'll see this, probably will in a month i dont fucking know, I love u <3

Datarxz I love you <3

by Not Miaku January 17, 2021