shove it up ur ass

if someone is bein smart say it eg.
kid: i got this new thing
u: big shit
kid: more than u can afford
u: shove it up ur ass

or u can use it against anyone at any oppurtanity
by Ya Mum Nah just kiddin September 13, 2006
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ur knob got slobbed

when your sleeping, passed out, knocked out, or in any way unconcious and when you wake up your weiner is wet with slobber. As you as you wake up the song "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" starts playing. Next to radio that is playing "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" there is small post it that says "ur knob got slobbed". The longer the slobber sits on the slobbed weiner it could create a semi-offensive odor that requires a shower. The prime suspects are in the closet gay dudes and nympho pyscho girlfriends.
Victim: Dang... i must have passed out from drinking all that zifandel and vodka. Wait...why is my weiner wet?

radio starts playing "slob on my knob like corn on the cob" with a post it right next to it that "ur knob got slobbed"

Victim: uh oh... I don't have a girlfriend and I go to an all boys school. NOOOOOO!
by Pnon2 January 27, 2010
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UR MOM GAY LOL

This word is used when you want someone to die. It is the worst phrase you can EVER say to someone. Trust me.
Jimmy: Hey bruh what’s up😎
Bobby: Hah, UR MOM GAY LOL
Jimmy: *dies of heartbreak💔*
by hahaurmom March 01, 2018
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ur boi chips ahoy

it is a cool word that all to cool kids say when they are feeling like they want to kill themselves
hey i want ur boi chips ahoy
by asdfghxcvbn August 14, 2018
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ur mom big horny

Basically destroys anybody. In some situations it has the power of getting on the same power level level as no u
To boost it's power by 2x , you must say "honk honk" after it.
Jimmy: Wanna play Minecraft ?
Timmy: No lol faggot
Jimmy: Ur mom big horny
Timmy: No u
Jimmy: Honk Honk

*Nuclear explosion destroying 99% of human race takes place*
by h0t man boy April 21, 2019
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ur mom is overrated m80

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by MinecraftVlogMV November 07, 2017
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STOP BENDING UR WRIST

Please stop bending ur wrist, if you hurt it!
When my friend is moving her hurt wrist I tell her to “STOP BENDING UR WRIST
by Vi0123 February 22, 2023
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