A nickname that is used in someone who in which doesn’t have a jawline nor neck to the extent where you look like a “Hairy Thumb” from almost any angle.
by KaiFentat November 23, 2025
Get the Hairy Thumb mug.When you drizzle barbecue sauce on your thumb and proceed to finger bang a girls vagina and eat her out after.
by Porkonashtick May 20, 2021
Get the kentucky thumb mug.When you make your girl squirt so hard and then ya bottle her up by jammin your big fat .500 magnum recoil-handling man thumb she starts squirting out other holes and screams "ITS WAAAATERMELON TIIIIME!!!"
Brandon boinked her so hard last night he gave her the ol Kentucky thumb and all of a sudden she had a watermelon craving.. weird right?
by Scott the hero May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky thumb mug.Not exactly what Brandon said but have to please the masses. The Kentucky Thumb is the act of inserting ones thumb into a hold or wound for pleasure or to stop from bleeding out.
by ThatOneHT May 20, 2021
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“Ah yes, good ole Smash Thumb....give it a few days, it’ll heal
“Ah yes, good ole Smash Thumb....give it a few days, it’ll heal
by CHIKONEY January 18, 2020
Get the Smash Thumb mug.Rare weapon wielded by extra buff attractive Kentucky men. Once placed into your neck you are invincible for two hours and deal 5000 attack damaged to eggplants. It's commonly used during sexual activities, such as when the thumb is placed in the butt it quadruples its size and can hold back 60psi, Impressive!
by TrexDeer May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky thumb mug.The act of a male using his fingers in an attempt to "stem the bleeding" of a female partner when: Vigorous sexual activities induce the early onset of "shedding of endometrium from the uterus".
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