Billybob wants to get in shape but doesn’t want to go to the gym, so his friends told him to put the seeds in the dirt
by Kolaplantroot December 11, 2024

What Dirty Curt writes on a sock for the college suite door when having a classy woman stay the night at his humble abode.
Sam: Dude, I gotta grab something from the room.
Sam: Shit man, I can't. Dirt Curt is on the door, he's fuckin' some bitch.
Jake: Hey... She's a classy broad.
Sam: Shit man, I can't. Dirt Curt is on the door, he's fuckin' some bitch.
Jake: Hey... She's a classy broad.
by Dirty Curt September 22, 2013

by creatoro December 27, 2021

Guys be on zoom calls looking like a wagon pulling a bunch of dirt, wipe off the webcam, turn on a light, something!
by TimCook May 15, 2021

by Mrs. Mo$t December 16, 2020
