University of Porcelain

An informal institution of higher learning - the lavatory - where the student reads volumes of educational, usually high brow, materials while taking a dump, or just enjoying the privacy.
While I earned my degree several years ago, I often take continuing education courses at the University of Porcelain.
by Bard O' the Bidet January 26, 2010
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university of gloucestershire is where the shagger sips lives.
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Salisbury University

A place is as good as you make it to be, Salisbury University is no exception. Create havoc. You get havoc. Create peace. You get peace. Be arrogant receive arrogance. Be humble receive humility.
I went to Salisbury University to get a cheap Bachelor's degree without breaking the bank.
by Anatolia2 January 15, 2021
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university files

When you have graduated college its impossible for you to disguise pornography in a casual undetectable manner, therefore a new definition must be used. Therefore when you go to university you can "graduate" from college files to university files, or if the need arises when you have a job, it can be work files.
Hey Lee, you should see these new university files I have to study. They are really mentally stimulating!
by Steven B 87 August 06, 2008
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University of Johannesburg

University of Johannesburg is a public university located in Johannesburg, South Africa. This university is populated by crack addicts and girls masquerading as students meanwhile they're ghetto prostitutes because most of the graduates if it weren't for blow job's they'd be unemployed.
Person A: I Got Admitted at University of Johannesburg today...yaaay
Person B: "Congratulations you're a prostitute: (If Person A is female)
else
(Congratulations you're a nyaope boy).
by Thedarklol July 26, 2022
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the alternate universe

Jack: You wanna go to the alternate universe?
Dave: Why?
Jack: Cause that's where all the magic happens.
by vashill April 06, 2020
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Universal Appeal

Means when you are sexually attractive for both genders (or more).
Denny Crane: have u seen how this guy was staring at me during the class today ?

Annie Gator: yeah...its your universal appeal (tickles him under the chin and winks).
by brod5150 June 20, 2014
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