sam and kendall

a term of unknown origin meaning a couple in which the boy (sam) loves the girl (kendall) more than the girl (kendall) loves the boy (sam)

Dude, did you see those two at prom, they're totally sam and kendall.

by stacie's December 8, 2007

Uncle Sam

A non-Jewish Middle Eastern-American who bends over backwards to prove how American he is. Derived from "Uncle Tom."

Mo's indie rock friend #1: Did you see Mo get all weird when we introduced him to that hot Syrian chick?
#2: I know, as soon as she asked him what "Mo" was short for, he turned as red as a twice-used maxi pad.
#1: For real! I had to tell her it was short for "Mohamed."
#2: When will he realize "Mo" is the toupee of all nicknames?
#1: (scoffs) I love him more than I love Guided By Voices, but he's such an Uncle
Sam.

Exeunt

by Self-Hating Hipster August 23, 2005

SAM HARRIS

The act of a homosexual defecating in a womans vagina so he can pretend shes a man .

A priest performed a SAM HARRIS on a young girl last night as he had run out of boys

by Taniwha angler March 20, 2020

sam boni

The Great Sam Boni. The best cockapoo to walk the planet, ever. Noun.

Sam Boni ran down the street. Sam Boni is a boss.

by The Great Sam Bonis owner February 10, 2014

Sam Stone

A lanky fella who looks exactly like Elmo minus the red fur

look at that asshole what an Sam Stone

by Fffuiifddtyjbgj May 23, 2019

sam houser

The Slavic version of a weeaboo

God I hate sam Houser and his stupid fucking ukelele

by urmomsgfssister June 5, 2019

Sam Moore

He will kiss your brother

He is gay for you and will lick your elbows

"I want to suck Caden's boody" Sam Moore

by DaSouth420 March 18, 2019