fryer tuck number

The worst form of balding, as this form of balding convinces the man that they aren’t really bald because the thinning takes place (out of sight out of mind) at the back/top of the head creating a rediculous specticle for anyone standing behind the person

Just go bald at the front like a normal cunt, ya mad fryer tuck number lol

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

Sheer number of bears

A very loaded question about the quantity of bears in a specific area that no one needs to be asked.

Ryan: hey, does the sheer number of bears in Alaska freighter you?
Jack: what the fuck are you talking about

by Pritchbitch69 May 16, 2021

Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.

Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her

by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021

numbere

Where Anika gives me her number without making me feel illiterate.

Give me your numbere Anika.

by Shitballs0319 November 19, 2020

Number 7

student watches PORN and gets NæKED

Number 7: I really hate minorities
tom: me too

by kiddydiddler April 6, 2021

Number 1.5

When your shit was so runny, it’s as if there was a dick in there mixing your shit with piss. Also known as Ass Pissing

“What’s taking you so long in the bathroom?”
“Sorry it was a Number 1.5

by TheSRocks05 October 10, 2019

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