Sloppy joe sandwiches made from a girls period blood instead of tomato sauce. Delicious and nutritious.
Bonus points if you use ground up placenta and/or dead fetus as a substitute for ground beef.
Bonus points if you use ground up placenta and/or dead fetus as a substitute for ground beef.
My girlfriend made some delicious Sloppy Hoes for the neighborhood children yesterday. She's in jail now, but it was worth it.
by King Butthole October 24, 2019
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Get the stripper hoe mug.Any belongings left behind by a girl after a one night stand.
Examples include earrings, necklaces, bracelets, hair bands, bras, thongs, shoes, etc..
Examples include earrings, necklaces, bracelets, hair bands, bras, thongs, shoes, etc..
When I woke up this morning I saw a flip flop and 2 earrings laying on my floor. I figured that they were some bitch's who left her hoe crumbs left behind.
John: Dude does this head band belong to you?
Dylan: Nah, must be some hoe crumbs left over from this weekend.
John: Dude does this head band belong to you?
Dylan: Nah, must be some hoe crumbs left over from this weekend.
by Holly Hollywood September 8, 2010
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Get the Hoe of a bitch mug.Commonly known as the Rave Girl (or hoe-meous glowicus) these girls are known to eat all of your drugs and drain your money with impunity. They are found in clubs), raves, and house parties always armed with either: body paint, light-up hula-hoops, or glowsticks. One can identify a glow hoe by the dead eyes, haggard appearance, and ripped neon pantyhose.
Also be on the lookout for brightly colored monster-hats (I don't know what the fuck they're called), other accessories that you can see in the dark, and sparkly eye shadow: they will force you to watch them wiggle their LED gloves in your face in order to "blow you up" or watch them show off their moves with those damn hula-hoops.
*WARNING
Do not let a glow hoe crash on your couch. That shit will be covered in glitter for weeks.
Also be on the lookout for brightly colored monster-hats (I don't know what the fuck they're called), other accessories that you can see in the dark, and sparkly eye shadow: they will force you to watch them wiggle their LED gloves in your face in order to "blow you up" or watch them show off their moves with those damn hula-hoops.
*WARNING
Do not let a glow hoe crash on your couch. That shit will be covered in glitter for weeks.
"Damn, I shared all my weed and coke with that glow hoe and she just peaced out with all her little glow hoe friends."
"Kthnxbyeee!"...(you with dick in hand)
She asked me for some molly, same glow hoe, then she tried to cast a spell on me with her fingers.
"Kthnxbyeee!"...(you with dick in hand)
She asked me for some molly, same glow hoe, then she tried to cast a spell on me with her fingers.
by boomhauer850 January 22, 2013
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Get the Hoe-Jack mug.One addicted to that good, good Tarot. Digging up all the Tarot dirt on you. Willing to do some sketchy acts for a Tarot deck. Talks dirty with the Tarot. Will split open a new deck, just like a pair of legz. Down for some shady Tarot spreads. Addicted to the Tarot and all things Tarot related. Always down for Tarot and chill.
She was a true Tarot Hoe, the way she spread her fingers over the cards. Eyeing each card up and down, ready to dissect every question you breathed her way. If I had to guess, I would say this Tarot Hoe is a bit deck obsessed.
by Forever Wild Tarot May 13, 2019
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