A Nightmare Before Christmas

Fantastic movie but incredibly overmarketed particularly to fake wannabe goths who have most likely never even seen the movie in the first place. They just like the imagery surrounding it. If they had actually seen the movie they would know that despite the gothic overtone it's actually a really sweet feel-good film.

Idiot goth kid: Hurr durrrrrrr NiGhTmArE bEfOrE cHrIsTmAs Is My LiFe. LoOk At My TeE sHiRt.
Real fan: Oh yeah looks good I love Jack Skellington.
Idiot goth kid: Hurr durrrrrr WhO iS tHaT
Real fan: You wear a Nightmare Before Christmas shirt but you don't even know the character on your shirt?!
Idiot goth kid: .....
Real fan: That's Jack Skellington you idiot he's the main character in the movie!
Idiot goth kid: Hurrrrr durrrr LeAvE mE aLoNe YoU'rE sO mEaN.

by a frustrated sports fan September 25, 2023

libertarian christmas

The day che Guevara was shot by Bolivian soldiers. We celebrate by taking a shot of whiskey

Merry libertarian Christmas!!
What?
The day that racist murderer che Guevara was shot.

by HangryMasterb8r October 9, 2020

Christmas

When little kids get excited for a overweight stranger to plop down their chimney to give them stolen gifts.

I’m excited for Christmas, an overweight man will give me gifts.

by Cami1234 December 1, 2021

The Christmas First

The elf that finishes first during their Christmas day orgy.

Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.

Related: The Christmas Bitch

Robin finished first during the elf Christmas orgy, so he sat in the corner on his phone. He was The Christmas First.

by llamasaylol December 17, 2016

christmas tree cakes

Something that people are addicted to holy frick why

A : I love these christmas tree cakes! *spams them in the group chat*
Everybody else : WhYYYYY

by foxlife37 December 15, 2020

White Christmas

Is when you are going to a party, where it is so much GODAMN cocaine for you and all of your friends to snort until you're dead.

How was the party?
It was awesome, and we bought so much cocaine, to say it at least, it was a white christmas!

by SheepbloodfromAustralia December 2, 2017

Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas

composed of the stories and legends surrounding the holiday, all keyed to today's most popular new and traditional Christmas music.

Mannheim Steamroller's An American Christmas is a 12-hour nationally broadcast special radio program of music and narrated stories, heard on over 250 stations across the United States. The program is hosted by the group's founder Chip Davis and is produced and distributed each year by WestStar TalkRadio Network

by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023