Unfounded Suicide

A suicide that seems to particularly lack a point.

Your way to say to God "You can't give me a pay rise, I quit

"He was just promoted" "Yeah, It seemed like a bit of an unfounded suicide."

by Eddeezy September 28, 2009

DDR Suicide Challenge

Double Dutch Rudder Suicide Challenge - The Double Dutch Rudder Challenge is when you find 3 homeless bums, get one of them to slit his/her wrists and try to get the other two bums off via Dutch Rudder before he/she passes out.

"Lets find some homeless bums and make them do the DDR Suicide Challenge"

by Yardape22 May 9, 2012

Shanghai Suicide

A sexual act during which a male who is receiving a Rim Job from a female, or is going ass-to-mouth with said female, defecates in the mouth of his female sexual partner.

Bob: "She's pretty sexy"

John: "Yeah, I'd give her the ole' shanghai suicide"

by shanghai'dd April 21, 2013

information suicide

When a prominent internet figure removes all traces of their online identity without warning.

Sammy: "Remember @MattPilgrim on Twitter? It seems like he deleted his account."
Sara: "Yeah, he's not on Facebook anymore and his webpage is gone. It's like he committed Information Suicide."

by snap242 November 6, 2013

business-suicide

An objective, according to everyone but yourself, complete mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources.

If I tell you you're committing business-suicide please ask yourself the question of whether or not you're genetically fit to live in a capitalist society.

by Uncle Dimma October 1, 2014

business-suicide

An objective, according to everyone but yourself, mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources.

if someone you trust tells you are committing business-suicide, please don't deny that you may not have enough capitalism acumen to successfully run a business.

by Uncle Dimma April 10, 2015

business-suicide

An objectively (according to everyone but yourself) complete mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources.

If I tell you you're committing business-suicide please ask yourself the question of whether or not you have enough capitalism acumen to successfully run a business, either currently or in the near future

by Uncle Dimma January 3, 2015