Soft Wood

When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.

Guy 1: Hello, I have soft wood.
Guy 2: ok

by TheNerdCrusader January 25, 2022

Soft Serve Supreme

(noun) All the given sodas and energy drinks in a soft serve drink machine, combined.

“I love the taste of a soft serve supreme.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Soft-boiled lesbian

A straight woman whose type appears to be eggs (guys who haven't realized they're trans women yet). Often repeatedly goes after men with soft feminine sides, only to find herself accidentally dating another woman.

Originally seen used by Reddit user /u/babification_

"Jeez, I've never seen a straight woman go after so many bottoms..."
"Yeah, and they all turn out to be girls too, she's a real soft-boiled lesbian"

by whispy82 October 9, 2023

Soft 2

Diarrhea.

I laid a soft 2 on her chest and then smeared it all over her face.

by Asassinsneed August 23, 2012

Soft Cock

1. A person who doesn’t want to party hard or take risks

2. Someone who can’t take a joke and takes everything seriously

I was playing Fortnite and I was just dancing innocently, but this guy killed me! What a soft cock!

by RandomGuy42069 January 29, 2019

soft synth

2-dimensional electronic music instrument as opposed to 1-dimensional

"I like your wallpaper.

" I'm all about the soft synths these days, all my modular synths take up all my wallspace."

by korg trainer August 13, 2019

Soft panted

A term used to describe a male who is too sensitive to wear jeans. These men are usually from jersey.

Kyle from New Jersey is a soft panted sissy.

by Mil House April 1, 2022