Canadian Mountain Pig

The complete opposite of a Florida Ditch Pig

Dane is so cool! He is my Canadian Mountain Pig

by SputnikTheCat July 23, 2018

she'll be coming down the mountain

When a woman orgasms/squirts while vaginally penetrated by a penis

Man 1: You know Becky?
Man 2: Yeah, the slut?
Man 1: Yeah, I'm heading to her place and she'll be coming down the mountain tonight!
Man 2: Dudeeee, make sure you wrap it up

by Wokkels November 21, 2018

islantic mountain water

A FCUKING SCAM FROM ICELAND

THE APOCALIPS IS HAPPENING BUY SOME islantic mountain water

by AMANUEL TESSEMA September 18, 2022

Mountain Teeth

A set of teeth that are discolored and rotten. Often, many or all of them are missing. Primarily found in West Virginia, Kentucky and other Appalachian states.

While traveling through Wheeling, WV, on vacation, I went inside a service station to pay for my fuel and saw a gorgeous girl behind the counter. I decided to flirt with her a little, up until the point she smiled, revealing her hideous mountain teeth. I left.

by sinsix February 10, 2010

Mountain Dew legend

The nasties shittiest drink known to man. It’s just watered down starry which is already the Shittiest fucking drink known to man.

Yo bro I got some Mountain Dew legend wanna try it?
No way bro that shit tastes like a shittier version of starry

by spearmint5um March 8, 2023

mountain

yes

person 1: what is that
person 2: a mountain dipshit

by gurhrhggr February 17, 2022

mountain runs

Shitting your tent so vad you have to leave it behind at a music festival after eating bad shrooms.

Must have been the fried oyster -mountain runs

Little kid: Hey daddy, whats a mountain runs?
Dad: I think its refered to as a stowers.

by Mountainruns365 October 10, 2013