Miss Herriott

she ate t wo plums

fr the Miss Herriott ate t wo plums

by miss herriot January 30, 2022

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miss peters

Miss peters it a grotty old hag who teaches English she looks like madge from Benidorm and smokes like a chimney she stinks like a dead cat mixed with a kebab from 2 nights ago when you got home drunk from the pub she will sit at the desk popping nicorete chewing gum into an extra chewing gum case and then act like it’s normal chewing gum she has coffee breath and beautiful blue eyes that look like the colour of Stilton cheese

ew layla did u fart?

No it’s miss peters breath

by miss peters January 31, 2022

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Miss our hangs

The Saturday nights we chilled in your bedroom watching Netflix and eating popcorn.

“Miss our hangs dude! Fuck sux I’ve got a whole bag of popcorn to myself”

by Fomo777 February 5, 2022

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Miss mamalaid

A woman who is probably 64 years old and she has some serious problems saying to a 21 year old girl named Google Dictionary the word “NOIEIICEEE.”

Google Dictionary:I went to brilliant with ping pong head names hot wings

Miss mamalaid: NOIEIICEEE

by Mr Richard Shah clubhouse February 6, 2022

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missed opportunity

the annoying pair of words uttered when YT commenters think they can write a clever joke or funnier punchline, bordering on giving critique or "advice" when not asked for. this is seemingly all they took away from the video they watched, and they appear to be otherwise ungrateful to the creator's hard work and talent that is met by a snide comment in return.

YT Video: "My pigs escaped from my farm, and I don't know how but I'm real worried about them."
Commenter: "Missed opportunity to say 'who let the hogs out'"

by aaw1 April 15, 2022

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