Jizzed In My Pants

A song parody on Saturday Night Live and a slang term for sperming in your pants.

Example 1:
"I just ate a grape and I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS"


Example 2:
Mike:"I just jizzed in my pants......"

Brad:" NO MAN WHY DID YOU?!"

by Brad5o5 January 31, 2009

Grilled jizz sandwich

Getting hit in the back of the skull by a cast iron skillet

"I was a little skeptical at first but he offered to make me a grilled jizz sandwich."
"Isn't that where you get a cast iron skillet to the back of the skull?"
"Yeah to the back if the freaking skull!"

by CrappyPap February 1, 2018

Post Jizz Syndrome

The immdediate feeling you get after you ejacualte. The sudden and total loss of all sexual desire and hornyness. And the desire to be alone kicks in.

It was thursday night and i was so horny. I called over my usual booty call. Just as i was done post jizz syndrome kicked in and i had regretted my decision.

by KnightRider March 10, 2009

Jizz master J

cronic masterbating, someone that always has a hand on his cock, not afraid to wip that mother out

nice puddle now i got nut on my shoe jizz master J

by k-bizzle March 21, 2003

Jizz on your funk

To blow out ones candle to make yours shine brighter.

Amy: Nick, your such a slut.
Nick: So your a dirty care giver.
Amy: At least that implies I help people, what you do just makes them itchy.
Nick: Low Amy, real low. *tear*
Amy: Ha shot down... A little 'jizz on your funk' if you will.

by Amy "Do you not know who I am?" June 19, 2008

all jizzed up

Worn, used, with personal impression

That house used to be nice, now it's just all jizzed up

by Snakelio May 12, 2016

creamy jizz baby

a baby that your mom shit out of her ass that was recently filled with 12 gallons of black semen and then after the baby is out he proceeds to eat the cum then the dad comes back and eats the chocolate cum covered baby

i love creamy jizz baby cause my dad gave me one

by dirty jizz baby May 5, 2022