boobs-beeline

Refers to the "standard" route that a typical horny guy's hands follow after first greeting a newly-met lady who is endowed with an ample chest --- the moment he finishes giving her a "hello hug", he immediately drops his arms and reaches up under her blouse to savoringly cup her big warm luscious chest-pillows (as have innumerable other flesh-craving guys before him. no doubt, which of course is likely one of the main reasons that the gal's tits have become so bountifully-big to begin with, what with so many guys' having delightedly played with them in past years). Well, maybe you really can't blame da dude very much... if da gal's "girls" are just perkily sticking right out there all huge and obvious, it's almost as if she's "presenting" or "offering" her chest-meat to him, and so how can he resist reaching out and "accepting" what she's seemingly holding out for him to grasp??

Buxom gal, speaking in a slightly-disgusted-but-amused tone after a new guy has performed a boobs-beeline with his hands just moments after walking in her front door for the first time: "Yeah, yeah, yeah... just like all da typical guys --- give her a hug and then head straight for da boobs!"

by QuacksO February 13, 2019

Drag boobs

A pair of large natural breasts that strangely reveals no cleavage above a standard neckline. So named for their resemblance to the false breasts warn by female impersonators (Drag Queens).

Stacy: Whoa, what is Tiffany stuffing her bra with these days?
Aaron: No, those are natural. Tiffany's got drag boobs.
Stacy: Ohhh. Wait, how do you know?

by Domina DeVil September 20, 2012

Boob socket

One panel of a bra. A single cup. A boob socket.

I sewed together a single boob socket of my new bra today.

by Lace_and_paper_flowers January 18, 2017

Boob sweett

An exhilarating up-incoming rocket league team.

*Post Win*
"BOOB SWEETT!"

by hoovcity June 4, 2016

boobs on the back

When getting a haircut, they stylist presses her chest against your back, neck, shoulders, or upper arms. A nice touch when it happens.

I'm getting a haircut during lunch today. Hope I get Jessica today for
boobs on the back again.

by DJ Indicium May 24, 2016

Shower Boob

When one boob sags lower than the other after a shower, much like one of the testicles does. Shower Boob resembles the eyes of Sloth from The Goonies.

Guy to other Guy: Look! Brandi is getting out of the shower. Other Guy: She's hot, but what's going on with her boobs? Guy: Oh, it's just shower boob. Once she dries off, they'll go back to normal. Other Guy: Phew. I was a little afraid she had Sloth from The Goonies for a chest. Both Guys: (laughing)

by Bidemop June 29, 2017

pumello boobs

Breasts that are slightly supple, yet too firm to be any fun. They could possibly bruise you.

Shit, I was boning this hoe, and one of her pumello boobs gave me a black eye!

by Alphonse Klondike March 29, 2010