april 14

the day in which the most amazig people are born. everyone born on april 14 is buetiful, sexy, awesome, and cool.
basically perfect in every way possible, to an unprecedented standard. unbelieveablely perfect. you should be eternally thankful to ever have a chance of even seeing such a powerful being. people born on april 14 are so much better than every other person EVER. all other people should be incinerated or vaporized beacase the world would be a better place. they are gods. i am a god. i am a god. worship me. worship me or die. grovel at my feet. i am the best, greatest, most powerful being in the world. i am a god. worship me, peasants, or turn to dust beneath me.

wait your born on apil 14? ohcan i suck your dick then?

wait they were born on april 14? makes snece. theyre so hot.

by Me1on January 4, 2023

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April 2

only the finest mfs born on this day they pull all the girls they athletic and they put that ish on

“i heard he born on april 2nd”
“oooh he got me tight”

by ____thakid July 9, 2023

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April 11th

National sex with girl thats name starts with a J or a B.

Friend: Dude, isn't your girlfriends name Jamie? You know its April 11th you have to hit that today its like the rule.

by LLbigboy April 11, 2021

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April thirtieth

1. A day dedicated to those who actually understand the concept of life.
2. National Gifted Awarenss Day

"Hey, tomorrow is National Gifted Awareness Day!"
"Oh,you mean April thirtieth?"

by Marah Stevenson Ki October 16, 2019

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April 24

This day is “National” R*pe day
If you are a r*pist please pull into a car dealership and get a car and smash it into a wall and burn it, after that go jump off a mountain <3

Person 1 : Oh no It’s April 24
Person 2 : We shouldn’t go on a walk today than..

by __Cryingduckling April 19, 2023

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