When you have graduated college its impossible for you to disguise pornography in a casual undetectable manner, therefore a new definition must be used. Therefore when you go to university you can "graduate" from college files to university files, or if the need arises when you have a job, it can be work files.
Hey Lee, you should see these new university files I have to study. They are really mentally stimulating!
by Steven B 87 August 06, 2008
A private Catholic university that prides themselves on ethical behaviors and safety. Sadly, these values are only followed when it applies when asking for donations and recruiting students. The everyday workings of the University includes covering up misogynistic rants at the Wally Awards by students (witnessed by the University President who did nothing, hardly surprising), severely under paying employees, allowing bullying and abuse by high ranking employees, disproportionate workloads and believing all employees are easily replaced. Also, the University does their best to minimize publicity on sexual assaults, murders (2001 Murder in Mehling Hall) and crime in general. Keys to various buildings are naturally issued to employees when hired, but are rarely collected properly when the employee leaves the University. Meaning, that the campus is not nearly as secure as administration would like people to believe. In the 2001 murder of Katie Johnson, a master key had been stolen and used. The University failed to change the lock within a reasonable amount of time and the master key was used to access the building where the murder occurred. Also, there is no establish plan of action in the case of an on campus shooter. No plan for safety of students or employees.
The University of Portland loves to pontificate to the public about ethics and safety, but failed to follow their own teachings in regards to the 2018 Wally Awards or the 2001 murder of Katie Johnson.
by Better_Off_W/O_UP March 02, 2019
University of Johannesburg is a public university located in Johannesburg, South Africa. This university is populated by crack addicts and girls masquerading as students meanwhile they're ghetto prostitutes because most of the graduates if it weren't for blow job's they'd be unemployed.
Person A: I Got Admitted at University of Johannesburg today...yaaay
Person B: "Congratulations you're a prostitute: (If Person A is female)
else
(Congratulations you're a nyaope boy).
Person B: "Congratulations you're a prostitute: (If Person A is female)
else
(Congratulations you're a nyaope boy).
by Thedarklol July 26, 2022
the place where magic happens.
Jack: You wanna go to the alternate universe?
Dave: Why?
Jack: Cause that's where all the magic happens.
Dave: Why?
Jack: Cause that's where all the magic happens.
by vashill April 06, 2020
Denny Crane: have u seen how this guy was staring at me during the class today ?
Annie Gator: yeah...its your universal appeal (tickles him under the chin and winks).
Annie Gator: yeah...its your universal appeal (tickles him under the chin and winks).
by brod5150 June 20, 2014
The premiere university in the Philippines home to the Philippines' best students. People usually attach negative connotations to this university on the grounds of ignorance and close-mindedness.
by juandelacruzanonymous December 22, 2012
When a womans cunt and anal cavity are very circular and loose, as if it remsemble a globe, See also Cunt Globe
DJ: Your mom has a Cunt Globe
Al: Well your mom has a Anal Globe
Mike B: Well both your moms have Cunt universes
DJ&AL: Look Mike you took it to far
Al: Well your mom has a Anal Globe
Mike B: Well both your moms have Cunt universes
DJ&AL: Look Mike you took it to far
by dj b March 17, 2005